Dada da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa I’m loving it....

Bobette:
I think I’m insane… No, really. Emotions kids, are a thing of the crazies… If I had to pick my soul-mate, the one who’s supposed to be my equal, the one who completes me, I think I found him Saturday night at McDonald's. It was 12:05 am. He was tall, dark and handsome, had blood on his nose down to his shirt. Oh and on his way out he stopped to ask me if the blood was mine. My love life with him probably would have been in a better state than it is now. Love should be like that Bjork video with the robots fornicating while they’re being assembled from bad GM parts. At least Halitosis is not a thing of the machines. What’s got me all riled up you might ask? Remember the previous post, the one about the importance of facing the truth? The one with the wiser-than-thou and elaborate Hamlet quote? Well of course it was all for a boy, what else? A boy who just last week I assured I was not stalking him for the fun of it, but because deep down I cared! So the following week he spots me in a club mid air making out with someone else. While I tried to assure him we were practicing for the ‘So you think you can dance?’ auditions I don’t think he believed me.

You say Tomato, I say… Fool!

Raquel:

Bobette…. My young and foolish Bobette. You have to stop, you fucking psycho!!! My love your well on your way to becoming a lesbian, with all the lesbian drama it entails. Let it go honey, there is nothing good that can come out of this for you. Move on and get a life!!! Sorry Hun but its time for some tough love.

I have a crush

Raquel:
OK so like I have been telling everyone, the last 2 minutes of Six Feet Under are the best 2 minutes of television I have ever watched. The whole 5 seasons are damn good, but the way it ends is really, really wonderful. I re-watched it like 5 times because I did not want to miss anything. Not to worry, I will not be giving away the ending, I would never think of spoiling that for anyone. The song that plays during those last scenes is amazing too. Through that show I discovered Sia. She is more folkie then I usually like, but her voice and lyrics are truly unique. The video for Breath me is amazing, and I though I would share it with our readers. She is a true original, and she needs to come to Montreal.

Bobette:
The last minutes of Six Feet Under are absolutely tragic and searing. A fitting ending to a sprawling series about every conceivable subject concerning life, and in turn death. Raquel I honour your crush!

The Queer Tomato has sprouted again and has never been queerer!

Bobette:
My brief stint in Payless rehab is officially over. Oh dear, so much has happened in our very brief absence, Britney has not only become the first mainstream butch trucker but she’s revolutionized common gay lingo. Just the other day while getting my pedicure done I overheard a fellow sister promise his boyfriend he’d call him back after getting ‘Britney’d’ down there. Anna-Nicole is now enjoying mashpotaters in heaven, RIP my dear. It took 21,000$ to get Anderson Cooper out of the closet while others remain stuck deep inside behind the shoe rack and ties. As for me, things could be slightly better, I enjoyed my two week stint visiting Cornell Uni, I’m still working out becoming a lesbian and well while we’re at it I need to get Britney’d soon! (I’m slightly kidding.) If I’d have to write down any more about my life I’d start with me shopping at Wal-Mart today, you get the point so I’ll just go ahead and let Raquelsita re-introduce her sexy self. Raquel, where have you been?

Raquel:
I have been working and that’s about it. As far as these girls are concerned I feel like they lost their mother fucking minds. And I actually feel for them. Women in general have come such a long way, but BritBrit and Anna are perfect examples of what we still are dealing with as women. Weight and beauty above brains and well being. And this crazy need to be with someone anyone no matter how bad they are. Anyway that’s a whole other issue I might tackle another time. Bobettesky so happy you are back I missed you.